Friday, April 10, 2009

The Village Inn Bathroom Story.


Here's a special Easter Story for your enjoyment....


It was exactly one year ago from tomorrow. Egg Hunt Saturday to be exact when we were racing around from city to city trying to catch every Egg Hunt possible. Mrs. L is an extreme egg hunter. We decided to stop for a quick bite to eat at Village Inn in order to maintain the energy we needed to win! (Yes, in our house, you WIN at Easter Egg Hunts). We went in and before we sat down, I took Paige into the bathroom. I decided that while she was going I should go too. It was at this point that the story took a turn for the worst. I walked inside the stall, turned around and WHACKED my funny bone on the coat hanger in the stall. For those of you who know me best, know that I am very quick to pass out. I felt it coming on, but thought if I could just hurry and sit down to pee, everything would be alright. It didn't work! The next thing I knew, the room was spinning, I was laying on the floor and I could hear Paige calling my name. "Mommy, Mommy, why are your legs in my bathroom?" I looked up to see my half naked body sprawled out across the two stalls. My head in my own stall and my body in Paige's. (I know, so gross!) I jumped up as fast as I could hoping that nobody saw what just happened. My head was pounding, so I looked in the mirror and there was already a GIANT goose egg forming right in the middle of my forehead. This was seriously all in a matter of 3 minutes. I walked out of the bathroom pale as a ghost with a huge bump sticking out of my head. You can imagine what my family must have thought. Happy Hunting! Beware of Village Inn Bathrooms!

8 comments:

Suzi said...

I was just thinking of that incident the other day. I forgot it was Easter morning. We will be more careful this year in the race!

Alison said...

oh that is hilarious! that made mike and i laugh hard!

Becky said...

So funny! Good luck on the hunts! Maybe you better try a new resturant with bigger bathrooms.

Josh and Sarah Coe said...

How funny! I'm glad you can laugh about it now...I bet you weren't laughing when it happened!

Mindi D said...

I am laughing out loud! Koy just asked what was so funny!! We are also extreme egg hunters.. may the best family win!! Ha ha! Do you go to Friendship? I think we will this year, we usually go to Rohmer then Uintah. It's funny how we are actually planning out a route! I love it!

Aaron and Jenny Westboek said...

That's an amazing story!! I laughed so hard and it made it better cause I know how you pass out! I think i've been there when you've done it a few times!! Be careful this year!! I bet Paige will never forget it either!! You know she'll be careful.....especially if you are taking her to the bathroom!! Have a great Easter!!

Liz said...

That is just too funny!

Heidi said...

That's the freaking funniest Easter story I've ever heard! Thanks for sharing!

 
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