1. After each episode, you google for an hour trying to find any hints as to what happens next.
2. You have to leave Empty Nesters FHE early so that you don't miss the show and when your RS Pres. says, "You watch that? Isn't it just a bunch of people making out?" Your reply is, "Yeah! That's why it's so good!" I won't name any names on this one but you know who you are.
3. You have dreams that you are actually Melissa and Jason loves you! (That one's for you M)
4. You text your friends for the next 6 days after debating over who will leave next.
5. You are a happily married woman with 3 children and you sit and plan out what you will do and wear when you get to be on the show.
*This is just what I hear. I swear it's not me. Ha Ha!