Tuesday, February 24, 2009

5 Ways To Know You're Obessed With The Bachelor


1. After each episode, you google for an hour trying to find any hints as to what happens next.
2. You have to leave Empty Nesters FHE early so that you don't miss the show and when your RS Pres. says, "You watch that? Isn't it just a bunch of people making out?" Your reply is, "Yeah! That's why it's so good!" I won't name any names on this one but you know who you are.
3. You have dreams that you are actually Melissa and Jason loves you! (That one's for you M)
4. You text your friends for the next 6 days after debating over who will leave next.
5. You are a happily married woman with 3 children and you sit and plan out what you will do and wear when you get to be on the show.

*This is just what I hear. I swear it's not me. Ha Ha!

13 comments:

Mindi D said...

Ha ha! Maybe not ALL you but some of those 5 i think may be!! I don't watch the show, is it good? :)

The Steel's said...

I would add these:
1. you think about who will get kicked off for hours after the show
2. you cry every time someone goes home, except Naomi
3. you think who would I punch first out of these girls
4. You watch "next week on the bachelor" five times trying to figure out some clues for whose getting the ring
5. you really are expecting it to be "the most dramatic rose ceremony ever"!
LOVE IT!

Liz said...

Too funny!

Mindi D said...

It is going to be the most DRAMATIC rose ceremony ever!! Chris said so and I believe him!

Suzi said...

Love it!! Funny thing is I have never considered anything was wrong with the show!! I did tell her they actually do lots more than make out!

Missy said...

Oh, that's too funny! Enjoy the show!!!

Becky said...

So funny I guess I better start watching the show. I think I am a little late though. Maybe next season.

Alison said...

haha-you sound just like me! i love that show and think about it all week long...i am glad i am not the only one!

Clare said...

i love this list, it sounds just like me. i was googling what was the big season finale and what was going to happen in the after the rose cermony. i'm not sure if it true, but it is sad!!

Mindi D said...

I thought of another.. 'if you lay awake pairing up the past bachelor and bachelorettes, thinking you are their matchmaker' I know, can you believe that! This girl told me she did that, what a crazy chick!

Something Marvellous said...

LOL! This is funny - I usually don't watch the Bachelor, this is the first season I have actually watched it. I just can't stop!

SoBella Creations said...

LOL

Ashley said...

Haha, that is great! I love that show too and I'm SO excited for the finale next week!!!

 
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